Saturday, July 22, 2006

current events

hows my summer goin so far you asked? its been pretty awesome. ive been workin a lot, but also getting huge paychecks like i cant believe. KEEP PAYING TAXES PEOPLE!!!! THE MORE YOU PAY THE MORE SALARY I GET!!! :D yeah work at the library is so friggin busy u wouldnt believe it. theres shelves upon shelves of every type of book imaginable. the fun starts when you get all backed up and theres no room for anything. thats what happened when i wasnt there (obviously lol.)
ive been hanging with a good number of people but the only bad thing about summer is that hardly anyone is on aim anymore. i'd like to hang with more but i dont know their phone numbers blah blah blah blah blah.
im finally getting my reading/watching done. im reading all of the dan brown books, and i just need to read deception point before im done with all of them. (the solomon key is gonna rock) plus i can finally watch TV and movies. hells kitchen is one awesome show and im renting DVDs from the library (fuck blockbuster) left and right.
dont watch kingdom of heaven. it sucks. so much. watch braveheart. now thats a good movie. if anyone has any good movies that i should see just leave a comment.
------------------------------------------------ end teenage-ish blog
so by now you are probably wondering why i titled this post "current events" well now im going to give you my spin on whats been happening recently. if yer not interested in that sort of thing, i suggest you STOP READING NOW and go to www.albinoblacksheep.com which is arguably the best non-porno site on the web.
i'll start with something less serious. i always love how the news puts the major headlines in with stuff about suri cruise, and carmen electra, and other hollywood celebrities who i dont give a shit about. among the headlines on yahoo was this one woman who got arrested for using the 911 number "inappropriately".
so basically she called the number asking for the "cute cop" who came to her house the other day to come back because she wanted to talk to him. instead of sending the guy, the operator tells his boss and now the 45 year old single lady is in huge trouble. operator. yer a bastard. how could you do that? this lady doesnt want to die alone, and she had a crush on this cop, why not send him to the house? you do realize it woudlve taken less time to give the woman the guys name/phone number and freed up the line faster than what you did.
ugh a big fear i have is dying alone. i can sympathize with the woman. what she did was wrong, but i can understand that she was desperate. it just made me feel pretty sad that now she has to go to jail (i think 6 months) just because she wanted a soulmate that badly.
moving on to more um serious topics.
israel vs. hezbollah
folks, im gonna let you in on a little secret. im just waiting for one side of this conflict to make one wrong move. (like one of israel's missiles to hit syria) and this will instantly turn this little raid into world war iii. its coming. my uncle knows it. we were talking about it before, and he works for lockheed martin. war profiteers basically who sell planes to the military. hes got insider info on all this stuff. he knows how other countries work.
quite frankly i believe him. i think WWIII will come between now and 5 years from now. thats a war with nukes and H-bombs. you name it. it will be Christian vs. Muslim. the ultimate crusade. the battle lines have already been drawn
USA UK Israel VS Syria Hezbollah (will die out soon) Iran North Korea (not muslim i know, but they will instantly ally with the Iranians)
more countries will join the conflicts, but those will be the major players. turkey is up for grabs. im not sure where turkey will fall, but they may be the pivital figure having the (third largest army in the world? not sure on that stat.)
you say that that would never happen. you say that its impossible. its not. guess what george w. bush did on the 3rd day (again not sure on the exact date) of the Israel vs Hezbollah crisis? he contacted syria and wanted SYRIA TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS FUCKIN MESS!!!!
HELLO?!?!?!?!? iran will ally with syria. we dont want to fight iran at this time. we are not ready for WWIII. we're fighting 2 wars already in afganistan and iraq. we must finish the job there first.
so when WWIII comes, the US must be ready. we must have huge stockpiles of missiles and nukes ready for launching. we will need a draft. probably all able-bodied men between the ages of 18 and 30 to go the middle east for the ultimate showdown. i dont know what will happen to the jews, but im pretty sure they'll be wiped out. at least, israel will be destroyed. probably everything except the holiest city in the world. Jerusalem.
Jerusalem will be the prize. the country holding that city at the end of the war will be judged the victor. thats the thing people, Jerusalem doesnt belong to the jews!!!! it doesnt belong to the muslims!!!! it doesn't belong to the Christians!!! Jerusalem belongs to EVERYONE. it was wrong of the UN to give it to the jews. when the UK packed up shop and left, the UN should've kept that land under its control.
why else does the middle east hate us? we gave the holiest of holy cities that was under muslim control since 1286 (somethin like that) to the jews. (the UK had a form of puppet government that ruled, but didnt. it doesnt really count as western control.)
my uncle is a sharp guy. he predicted the fall of the USSR many years before it happened, and he knew we would never fight russia in a war. he knew the cold war was just that. cold. however, back in the late 70s and early 80s, he was the one who said that the ultimate war would be a Holy war. fight for the middle east.
now our president at this time may dilute the religious influence of this war. he may say that the war is to bring democracy or capture oil or some other piece of bullshit.
i really dont see how this conflict can be stopped. Christian-Muslim-Jewish tensions have been there since the formation of these religions. i just dont get. Jesus taught us to forgive and forget. why cant people do that now? i'm just thinking back now to the history of the world. everything that has happened recently has had a catalyst in history somewhere. things dont happen randomly. they happen because our ancestors screwed up. big time.
well, now its our job to pay for the sins of the past. we will fight WWIII. however, i am confident that Christ will win. it may mean dropping a few nukes on iran and other countries. this war will cause a devastating loss of life. probably more than every other war fought in the history of the world.
the world can be divided into 6 periods of mass extinction. i learned that at the field museum. the seventh one is coming. it will be in our lifetime. it will be soon.
congratulations Israel. you have started WWIII.